May 2012
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thegleefulhouseelf:
im-a-walking-paradox:
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
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Women don't have to:
vondell-swain:
snakelet:
strawberrydefjam:
d-dane:
gypsiez:
be thin
have a vagina
give birth
cook for you
have long hair
wear makeup
have sex with you
be feminine
be graceful
shave
be white
diet
be fashionable
wear pink
love men
be the media’s idea of perfection
listen to your bullshit
feminism has gone too far yes technically to be a woman you have to have a fucking...
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i love old spice. which is why i am currently using it as my temporary deodorant rather than my usual secret. maybe i should just switch to old spice for good. IT SMELLS WONDERFUL.
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has... →
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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Client from another century
clientsfromhell:
To be fair, this client is more of an old acquaintance that I’ve more or less adopted. He shows up every couple of years with a new idea he needs help with. The latest is a one page website for his wood sculptures. He does all his email and web browsing at the library and calls from a pay phone.
Client: I noticed down at the bottom where my email address is that when I click it,...
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Justin and Simon
boyswithbeardswithcats:
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when i get home for the summer, i’m gonna change my hair, one way or another. any suggestions? cuts? colors? styles?
